me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
animals with different colored feet than the rest of their fur so it looks like they’re wearin lil socks are the reason the sun shines
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh